Welcome to Beware Theater
Pull up a couch. Take a load off. Fasten your seat belt and join Arachna of the Spider People and her friend Deadly as they host Beware Theater - Classic horror movies from the golden age of black and white - that are in the public domain. Bad Acting, Bad directing. Cheezy special effects and lame plots - You'll see vampires, monsters, werewolves, aliens and, of course, the un-dead. They're weird, charming, scary, or just plain stupid movies. What's not to like?
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​ As strange a pair as you're ever gonna see, Arachna and her dead, but still animated, skeleton friend Deadly sit on their old couch and show us how these monochromatic movie marvels are so bad, they're good. They hope you learn to appreciate how weird and charming they are and come back for more.
Oh, and don't forget to stay tuned after the movie credits for a bonus short, quirky after-movie skit of the adventures of Arachna and Deadly.
Join us. It's lots of creepy fun!
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Movie of the Month
Each month, we'll feature one of the Beware Theater Shows right here. Click on photo below for link to watch.
Join Arachna of the Spider People and her friend Deadly as they host a bizarre, campy, syfy horror movie - The Brain that Wouldn't die, also known as the Head that wouldn't die.
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It was made in 1959- but because it was considered distasteful at that time, it wasn't released until 3 years later in 1962. And the "distasteful" label was because it was lurid, sexist, gruesome, and violent - Not to mention, it had bad acting, bad directing, cheezy special effects and a really lame monster.
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The Brain that wouldn't die is about an arrogant surgeon who, after a car accident that decapitates his fiance, keeps her head alive. Why? So he can scrounge up a beautiful body to attach to it - so they can get married and live the 1950's American dream - Sounds easy, right? But horndog Dr. Cortner looks for a lovely body in all the wrong places, has a closet-full of surgical mistakes, and a vengeful, angry female brain to contend with. What could go wrong?
Take a walk down through our memory graveyard with Arachna and Deadly for a celebration of Beware Theater's 10th Anniversary - Yes, that's right folks, 10 years of hosting crappy movies.
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Join us for a rollicking good time with music, jokes, flashbacks, pop quizzes and more.
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It's lots of creepy fun.
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You can also watch Beware Theater on the internet and on ROKU on ...
Beware Theater also appears on these public access TV stations
in Fort Collins, Denver, and Loveland, Colorado and also in New York. Check their websites for dates and times
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BEWARE THEATER SHOWS
Click images for a listing of Beware Theater shows in that category.
You can watch them on Youtube. Ask for Beware Theater
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HORROR
Horror from the 1920's
to the 1960's
SYFY AND MONSTERS
DARK MYSTERIES
From outer space aliens
to weird monsters
Murders, mysteries,
and the unexplained
BEWARE THEATER MERCHANDISE NEWS
Arachna and Deadly mini figurine
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This figurine is also part of a new board game - Papa Fleckba's
Horror Host Hell
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​Enjoy 12 of Arachna's favorite Beware Theater Skits in this DVD
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Contact
We'd love to hear from you.
Send us a message and Arachna will get back to you as soon as she can.
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Sorry, Deadly can't type, but he loves fan mail.
